If You're Caftaning This Summer Don't Forget To Wear Sunscreen

Here is an embarrassing confession. I have something like 67 pink mostly semi-formal dresses in my closet, but just one caftan/cover up/long shirt thingie for the pool, beach, lake or wherever swimwear is worn. I bought it at the Ralph Lauren outlet at Woodbury Commons over eight years ago.

Since I've moved approximately 400 times since them, I'm shocked it hasn't been lost. (Sadly, I can't say the same for my favorite Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses, which I'm still hoping I will find sometime in the next day or so before I go to New York for two weeks. Please keep my sunglasses in your prayers.) Sadly, last time I wore said caftanamajigie, my husband gave me the bad news that it had a hole (or six) in the back. I think it's time for Ralphie to retire. Hopefully to Palm Beach...

This is a picture from the last time I wore it. I was on my honeymoon at the Bacara in Santa Barbara. And if you are wondering why I'm standing there with an owl, it's because the resort hires owls like Peepers to prevent seagulls from stealing the guests' lunch and drinking their strawberry daiquiris. Fun Fact (but please don't quote me on this one) seagulls love drinking strawberry daiquiris. Such a hoot. I know...

So, now it's time to be the head of HR for my own closet and find a replacement. Here are some of my top contenders. 

Nanette Lepore Lace Paneled Tunic

If you only buy one cover up this season, this Nanette Lepore tunic should be it. It's classic. I can't think of a swimsuit this wouldn't look good with. Perfect for a country club pool or just to feel fabulous in your own backyard. 

Peri Desert Dress

This eco-friendly, hand-dyed dress isn't technically beach wear, swim wear or [insert confusing label here], but it's a versatile piece you can wear pretty much anywhere . I like it for slightly cooler beach days or if you don't want the entire world to know you're wearing a swimsuit underneath. 

Splendid Hamptons Tunic

Splendid is so splendid. I actually have this one in a different color (light blue, white and orange stripes) with a matching bikini. I don't really like to wear matching anything, but this piece was the exception to the rule. You can't tell in this picture, but it has a hood, so you can easily wear it beyond the beyond the beach with linen pants or even rolled up skinny jeans. 

Forever 21 Maxi Dress

More comfortable than an inflatable swan and sexier than a Sex on the Beach, this maxi dress will get you noticed. As a bonus, the cut out sides are everything this season. 

LeTarte White-Leg Lace Cover Up Pants

These eyelet pants with little skulls look stylish everywhere from a pool in Vegas to a beach club in the Hamptons. Wear them with a black bikini and look badass! 

Love Quotes

I love this cover up by Love Quotes. Pair it with white or denim shorts to chic it up at a beachside café.

Ella Moss Stella Coverup

Show off your tan and pretend you are on a tropical island even if you are only in your backyard. 

Milly Cabana Pineapple Print

For those who like piña coladas, this pineapple print adds some fun to any beach ensemble.